When I used to rent apartments one of my main concerns was the amenities. I began calling them the funmenities. Would I have access to a pool? A tennis court? A basketball court? Lori Laughlin will get all of those in prison and more! The judge is allowing Lori Laughlin to serve her two-month sentence at the facility of her choice, the Satellite Prison Camp of the FCI Victorville.
According to the facilities’ inmate handbook, there are daily gym classes featuring step aerobics, stretching, yoga, Pilates and cross training with trainers. Other rec activities include origami, music lessons and even music appreciation classes. If those are not to her liking, she also take up cartoon drawing, crochet, leather craft, and ceramics. She can join the swim team, softball team or basketball team where the first and second place teams win prizes!
And if the “Full House” star decides to change careers altogether, she can learn to drive a forklift, repair bicycles, or become a dental assistant.
Meanwhile, Lori’s husband, Mossimo Giannulli, wants to serve his five months at FCI Lompoc. His prison choice encourages arts and crafts. They also offer in cell deliveries of cappuccinos for just $1.75. That's cheaper than Starbucks! His potential inmate handbookshows that he could learn typing, computer literacy, or a foreign language. He could even take parenting classes, which would have come in handy about 20 years ago.