4 words to seduce someone.

Twitter may not be great for our productivity, but it does deliver some entertaining content. The latest hashtag to grab our attention is “Seduce Someone in Four Words” and these are some of our favorites.

• “Do you want Dominos?”
• “I’m registered to vote”
• “I washed the dishes”
• “Garlic cheese fries. Large.”
• “Babe, I’m home alone”
• “I’m not on Facebook”
• “Do you want bagels?”
• “Invoice received, payment processed”
• “You couldn’t handle it”
• “Hey, How you doin?”
• “I have good credit”
• “I brought some tacos”
• “I’ll watch ‘Downton Abbey’”
• And finally,“Go take a nap”