Twitter may not be great for our productivity, but it does deliver some entertaining content. The latest hashtag to grab our attention is βSeduce Someone in Four Wordsβ and these are some of our favorites.
- βDo you want Dominos?β
- βIβm registered to voteβ
- βI washed the dishesβ
- βGarlic cheese fries. Large.β
- βBabe, Iβm home aloneβ
- βIβm not on Facebookβ
- βDo you want bagels?β
- βInvoice received, payment processedβ
- βYou couldnβt handle itβ
- βHey, How you doin?β
- βI have good creditβ
- βI brought some tacosβ
- βIβll watch βDownton Abbeyββ
- And finally,βGo take a napβ