Gwyneth Paltrow Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Is NSFW

Valentine’s Day is just a few weeks away and if you’re still trying to figure out what to get your someone special, Goop has some ideas. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand has just come out with their 2026 Valentine’s Day gift guide. As in years past, there are lots of extravagant presents, along with some budget-friendly ones. And it wouldn’t be a Goop guide without plenty of NSFW stuff, too.

The 2026 Goop Valentine’s Day gift guide features 60 items, including:

• A sculptural silver massage candle with wax that melts into a creamy massage oil ($75)
• A Euphoria Powder supplement made of a botanical blend “formulated to uplift the spirit, inspire feelings of pleasure, enhance creativity and open the heart” ($36)
• A rose-colored five-piece Matcha Tea Set ($129.95) and a heart-shaped cast iron pot in pink ($250)
• A Silk Lace Cami Short Set in black ($175), Monogrammed Silk Pajamas ($810), and a pair of suede slippers ($565)
• Or, if you’re looking for something more original, you can create your own bespoke three-piece lingerie set with this Custom Lingerie Design Experience with Fleur du Mal founder and designer Jennifer Zuccarini ($10-thousand)
• There’s plenty of jewelry to choose from, like this Heirloom Signet Ring featuring an oval cut lab-grown white diamond set in 14-karat yellow gold ($2,590) and a Mini Corazon Red Necklace that’s carved from red coral ($640)
• But if you really want to impress your Valentine, there’s a Gemstone Wave Cuff made with an “Old European-cut diamond, 22-karat gold and platinum ($186,500)
• There’s also a Warm Vanilla Air Diffuser Kit ($165) and a Four Drawer Chocolate Stick Box that’s almost too pretty to eat ($210)
• And of course, there are all kinds of gifts for the bedroom, including toys, sex oil, and a set of three sterling silver sex dice. The first is engraved with French words for six different places on the body, the second has six different actions and the third is engraved with icons of different toys. Roll the dice and then act out what you get for “a simple way to reinvent date night.” ($780)