Terror has rained down from the skies and onto a coffee shop in Minnesota. Employees and drive-thru customers at a Caribou Coffee in Burnsville, Minnesota Monday had the misfortune of experiencing what seems to be poop hitting their cars and windshields. One customer told the local news outlet, "The odor was so strong that the woman who was handing me my coffee noted how much it smelled.”
So, what the heck was it and where did it come from? One theory is that an airplane released its bathroom waste mid-flight, although the Metropolitan Airports Commission says they aren’t aware of any incidents. Another theory is that this was possibly the work of a “large flock of birds.” Either way, you should bring an umbrella to work today…just in case.