Vancouver, Washington police detectives who were investigating an Arby’s manager for child pornography came across a disturbing new crime.
The detectives were looking through the man’s computer and found a video of him urinating in a container of milkshake mix. He reportedly confessed to detectives that he did it twice, but was pretty sure he threw it out afterwards.
The video was time stamped October 30th and 31st, so police are now asking anyone who got a shake then to contact them. Another manager says the store sold 30 to 40 shakes on that particular day.
I suggest the punishment is he has to tinkle one more time but into the mixer while it runs.