A Scottish man has lost part of his tongue thanks to a rowdy woman and a hungry seagull reports the NY Post.
Authorities in Edinburgh say 27 year old Bethaney Ryan and James McKenzie, two strangers, were arguing when the woman walked up to the victim, kissed him, and then bit a small piece of his tongue off estimated at 3-by-2-centimeter piece. Prosecutors say he spit it out and then a seagull swooped down and ate it off the ground.
Mckenzie obviously didn't undergo surgery, since the tongue piece was gull food. Ryan pled guilty to assault.