64-year-old Kentucky resident Clifton Williams allegedly shot his roommate in the butt for eating the last Hot Pocket.
Clint realized the Hot Pocket was gone and began throwing stuff at his roommate. The victim tried to flee, but Williams got a gun and shot him in the behind.
The victim is expected to recover.
Williams is being charged with assault. It is still unclear which variety of Hot Pocket was involved in the altercation - I'm thinking it was probably the pepperoni. They're the best.