The Most Unhinged Things People Have Done After A Breakup

A Reddit thread has people confessing wild things they’ve done after a split by asking, “What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve done after a breakup?”

These may make you feel better about your own actions after ending a relationship, or give you some ideas for the future.

• "Stole the left shoe of every pair of his shoes."
• "Took all his spoons and one leg of the couch. He cheated on me. It’s the least I could do."
• He always did this thing where he’d take the last granola bar and leave an empty box in the pantry. So I emptied out every single thing in the pantry and fridge and left the empty containers… down to the spices and flour bags.”
• "Drew him as a porcelain clown doll getting stabbed with a knife from his favorite anime."
• "Calculated how much money he spent on me and then paid him back exclusively in nickels."
• "I threw my engagement ring into a canal, rather than, y’know, selling it and buying myself something nice."
• "I got him in trouble with the US Army. Around 20 years ago, during the Iraq war, my ex-fiancée went AWOL and cheated on me, so I called his unit and told them where he was. He ended up getting dishonorably discharged."
• "Set off fireworks outside his house in the middle of the night."
• “I signed him up for various religious groups asking for at-home consultations where he could ask questions prior to joining. Also signed him up for numerous non family friendly printed magazine subscriptions.”
• "Took the queen-size mattress he gifted me, spray-painted a message on it, and left it on his front lawn for all the neighbors to see."
• "Logged into her Netflix and watched 5 seasons of “Peppa Pig” just to ruin her algorithm."
• "I made a fake Tinder profile three different times and matched with my ex each time (the same ex who cheated on me). I set up dates with him, and of course, no one showed up, so he ended up thinking he’d been stood up every time."

Source: BuzzFeed