Something fishy going on in the butt of an unnamed Chinese man.
The Daily Mail reports that initially, the guy went to the Zhaoqing First People's Hospital in the Guangdong province complaining of “abdominal pain.” Upon further investigation, docs were able to pin down the problem to a “12-16-inch fish” that found its way into his rectum.
As for how the fish got there, the 30-year-old guy claimed the fish “slipped” into his rectum when he “sat on it by accident.”
If I had a nickle for every time a foot long anything accidentally slipped up my rectum. I have to assume it was a typical day where he had been fishing caught a big one, left in on the chair and then took off his pants off to cook it. Then while he was waiting for the stove to heat up he sat down. What? Like this has happened to you?!?!