Jean Oddi recently passed away in Ohio at age 91. She wrote her own obituary which was run in the Columbus Dispatch and has people around the world laughing.
"I was born. I lived. I died. I hate to admit it, but evidently I died. I guess, after all these years, God finally figured out where to put me," part of the announcement reads. "I'm leaving behind a hell of a lot of stuff Casey and Melissa will have to get rid of. So, if you're looking for random crap, you should wait the appropriate amount of time and get in touch with them."
There are plenty of curses and one liners scattered around the obituary to show off Jean's self-proclaimed "doctorate in Bitchology." What's more, there's going to be an after party following a memorial service that according to Casey will have "White Castles, pizza, Krispy Kreme doughnuts and booze." What a way to go!