Michael J.

Michael J.

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Why would this man want to Lick a Ring Door Bell for THREE HOURS?

In homage to David Letterman's Top 10 list back in the day, here's my personal 

TOP 10 Reason's Why This Guy Licked a Couple's Door Bell FOR THREE HOURS!


10-The Door Bell tastes good?

9- He wants to introduce himself in an unforgettable manor?

9- He's been drinking liquor?

8 - He didn't have anything else to do after getting fired from him pizza delivery job?

7- He's trying to develop a new high tech way to replace the iPhone thumb print id system?

6- He figured it was an easy way to get a million web hits?

5 -He's trying to show exactly how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie roll pop.

4- He's licking in his sleep!

3- He's working for the Ring door bell company to bring attention to their product

2- Meth

1- Ring Door bells actually taste REALLY good!


Why do YOU think he did it?



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