A lot of American's lost their jobs during quarantine. Also a lot of American's had a big problem finding toilet paper. A company called Tushy is attempting to capitalize on those facts by selling bidets and find a new employee. Here's their job description.
TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.
If interested you can apply here.